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Moral: It All Depends.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

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If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.