A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You

I'm Not A Human Being. I'm Despicable And Disgusting - But That's Where The Money Is.

Comedy Is Not Pretty.

The Conscious Mind Is The Editor, And The Subconscious Mind Is The Writer. And The Joy Of Writing, When You're Writing From Your Subconscious, Is Beautiful - It's Thrilling. When You're Editing, Which Is Your Conscious Mind, It's Like Torture.

Comedy May Be Big Business But It Isn't Pretty.

I Believe In Equality. Equality For Everybody. No Matter How Stupid They Are Or How Superior I Am To Them.