Comedy May Be Big Business But It

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.

I Believe The United States Should Allow All Foreigners In This Country, Provided They Can Speak Our Native Language... Apache.

When I First Started Doing My Stand-up Act, I Played The Banjo, Did Comedy, Magic Tricks, Juggled, Read Poetry. I Stuck It All In. I Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Just Stand Up And Tell Jokes. Essentially, That's What My Act Became: Those Five Elements - Except I Dropped The Poetry.

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

I Am A Wild And Crazy Guy!