I Am A Wild And Crazy Guy!

At First I Had No Skills In Writing Comedy. I Didn't Know What A Joke Was, But, As Someone Once Told Me, Your Emotions Follow Your Intent. If You Create The Intention Of Starting A Comedy Act, Slowly Your Mind Starts Adjusting And You Arrive At A New Emotional State.

She Was Feeling Her Bohemian Oats.

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.

A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be.

She Has Learned That Her Body Is Precious And It Mustn't Be Offered Carelessly Ever Again, As It Holds A Direct Connection To Her Heart.