A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.