A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.