A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Gentlemen, Chicolini Here May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot. I Implore You, Send Him Back To His Father And Brothers, Who Are Waiting For Him With Open Arms In The Penitentiary. I Suggest That We Give Him Ten Years In Leavenworth, Or Eleven Years In Twelveworth.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now