A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.