A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.