A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

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With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.