A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.