List Of Gags Quotes

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I Do Not Favor The Gag Order.

I Love Visual Gags And Gimmicks; I Love Them.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.

If Men Are God's Gift To Women, Then God Must Really Love Gag Gifts.

If Men Are God's Gift To Women, Then God Must Really Love Gag Gifts.