List Of Funny Sex Quotes

Sex At Age 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope.

Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire.

No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

The French Are Funny, Sex Is Funny, And Comedies Are Funny, Yet No French Sex Comedies Are Funny.

What I Like About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Talk Afterwards.

I Don't Have Sex Drive... I Have Sex 'just Sit In The Car And Hope Someone Gets In'.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.