During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.

I Quit Therapy Because My Analyst Was Trying To Help Me Behind My Back.