My Parents Were My Worst Audience.

When You're In Love It's The Most Glorious Two And A Half Days Of Your Life.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.