You're Never Going To See The Fat

For Years, I've Had A Hankering For The Portrait Of Benjamin Franklin By Joseph Duplessis. Franklin Is Credited With So Many Inventions: The Postal System, Lightning Rods, The Constitution. He Was A Rock Star Before There Was Such A Thing.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

Nothing Is As Important As Passion. No Matter What You Want To Do With Your Life, Be Passionate. The World Doesn’t Need Any More Gray. On The Other Hand, We Can’t Get Enough Color. Mediocrity Is Nobody’s Goal And Perfection Shouldn’t Be Either. We’ll Never Be Perfect. But Remember These Three P’s: Passion + Persistence = Possibility.

It's All The Same, Only The Names Will Change, Everyday It Seems We're Wasting Away. Another Place, Where The Faces Are So Cold, I'd Drive All Night Just To Get Back Home.

I Believe That We're Only As Strong As Our Neighbor Is, And The Idea That, I'm My Brother's Keeper Works For Me.