My Mom Was The Poster Girl For

I Think Record Companies Are Criminals.

Map Out Your Future, But Do It In Pencil.

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.

It's All The Same, Only The Names Will Change, Everyday It Seems We're Wasting Away. Another Place, Where The Faces Are So Cold, I'd Drive All Night Just To Get Back Home.

I Want To Own An Nfl Franchise. I Understand The Business Of Football.