You Better Stand Tall When They're Calling

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

The Rolling Stones Set The Bar To Where I Look To As A Band. But I Don't Envision Myself Touring In The Way They Do. My Knees Won't Hold Out.

I'm A Football Guy. Baseball, I Enjoy It At Playoff Time.

Miracles Happen Everyday, Change Your Perception Of What A Miracle Is And You'll See Them All Around You.

I Try To Explain That To My Kids - The Experience Of Going To A Record Store, Flipping Through Racks And Finding That Album Cover That Intrigues You - But My Kids Don't Want To Know About It. They Download The One Song On The Album They Like, And Pay Their 99 Cents.