You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.