To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.

Did You Ever Get To Wondering If Taxation Without Representation Might Have Been Cheaper?