Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

It May Be The Way The Cookie Crumbles On Madison Avenue, But In Hong Kong Its The Way The Egg Rolls.

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.