You Must Pay For Your Sins. If

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?