I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.