I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

The Longest Word In The World Is "a Word From Our Sponsor."

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.