I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.