You Might Be A Redneck If There

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.