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As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

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You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.