You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

I Got My Wife A Mood Ring. It Works Real Good! When Shes In A Good Mood It Turns Blue, But When Shes In A Bad Mood Theres A Red Mark Across My Forehead

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.