You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought

The Designated Driver Program, It's Not A Desirable Job. But If You Ever Get Sucked Into Doing It, Drop Them Off At The Wrong House.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.