You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Vehicle Has A Two-tone Paint Job - Primer Red And Primer Gray.