You Might Be A Redneck If Your

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.