You Measure A Player From The Head

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

The Next Time I Will Cry Is When I Die. My Life Has Been That Beautiful.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Can't Win Without Talent, You Know.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'