You Measure A Player From The Head

I Believe In A Business Boarding Up Early. If You Make A Mistake, You Put The Boards In The Window Of The Store And Say, "hey, I Made A Mistake." Let Me Take Two Shots In The Arm And A Punch On The Nose And Let Me Get On To The Next Thing. I Don't Believe In Worrying Over Failures. I Worry About Successes. This Is Opposite From Most People. Most People Zero In On Their Failures. I Try To Keep All My Attention On A Pyramid Type Philosophy Rather Than The Averaging-down Philosophy.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

Our Guys Took Shop And Advanced Shop. Shop Is When You Make A Chair. Advanced Shop Is When You Paint It.

You Measure A Player From The Head Up.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.