There's No One Who's Dropped On Top

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

I Don't Know Why People Question The Academic Training Of An Athlete. Fifty Percent Of The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Classes.

Keep It Simple, When You Get Too Complex You Forget The Obvious.