God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

I Don't Know Why People Question The Academic Training Of An Athlete. Fifty Percent Of The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Classes.

You Better Have Great Practices.

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'