The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

If Winning Weren't Important Nobody Would Keep Score.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")