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Our Guys Took Shop And Advanced Shop. Shop Is When You Make A Chair. Advanced Shop Is When You Paint It.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

My Rule Was I Wouldn't Recruit A Kid If He Had Grass In Front Of His House. That's Not My World. My World Has A Cracked Sidewalk.

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.