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The Next Time I Will Cry Is When I Die. My Life Has Been That Beautiful.

I Think Everyone Should Go To College And Get A Degree And Then Spend Six Months As A Bartender And Six Months As A Cabdriver. Then They Would Really Be Educated.

Life Is What You Allow Yourself Not To See.

I Let Ballplayers Yell Back At Me Because I Wasn't Trying To Prove I'm Boss. I Know I'm Boss.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.