If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The

A Team Should Be An Extension Of A Coach's Personality. My Teams Are Arrogant And Obnoxious.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

Winning Is Only Important In War And Surgery.