If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The

My Rule Was I Wouldn't Recruit A Kid If He Had Grass In Front Of His House. That's Not My World. My World Has A Cracked Sidewalk.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

I Come From New York Where, If You Fall Down, Someone Will Pick You Up By Your Wallet.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.