You Mean In The State?

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

You Mean In The State?

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.