I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

You Mean In The State?