You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

Regis Philbin Is Very Successful In His Own Right. We Have A New Thing Where He Have Chairs And We Sit And Talk To Each Other About My Career And His Career. It Works Pretty Well If I Do Say So.

I Used To Play Golf. I Wanted To Be A Better Player, But After A While I Realized I'd Always Stink. And That's When I Really Started To Enjoy The Game.

An Insult Comic Is The Title I Was Given. What I Do Is Exaggeration. I Make Fun Of People, At Life, Of Myself And My Surroundings.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.