It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

I'm Very Shy So I Became Very Outgoing To Protect My Shyness.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.