When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.