When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I Have To Have Energy Because I Have A Lot Of Expenses. A Couple Of Cars, Couple Of Dogs And A Big Estate.

My Father Wasn't Much For Show Business. He Was An Insurance Man - Very Well-liked, Very Warm. He Had A Lot Of Friends.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.