When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.