I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.