I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.