You Know What? The Obvious Is Obvious

In The History Of Life, No Good News Has Followed That Sentence ["we Have To Talk."].

The Simple Combination Of Letters And Sounds You Select As A Name For Your Baby Can Result In A Life Of Carefree Coolness Or Decades Of Expensive Therapy. Hi, I'm Jake Versus Hi, I'm... Tapioca

If A Tree Falls On Your Head In A Forest And No One Hears It, It Still Hurts.

Parents Often Give Middle Names Just So That Later, When They're Yelling At The Kid, They Can Drag It Out. Henry David Thoreau, You Come In Here This Instant!

It Turns Out Most Of The Conclusions That I've Come To In Life Have Equally Valid Contradictions. I Think It's True You Need To Make A Plan, Set A Goal And Stick To It, But I Would Also Advise: Don't Keep Your Eyes So Fixed On Your Goal That You Miss What Sneaks Up To Surprise You, Because Magic Will Come From Unexpected Places.