You Know What I Want You To

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.