You Know What I Want You To

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.