You Know Everyone Loves To Be The

In The Last Couple Of Weeks I Have Seen The Ads For The Wonder Bra. Is That Really A Problem In This Country? Men Not Paying Enough Attention To Women’s Breasts?

You Know Everyone Loves To Be The Villain.

I Love In Notting Hill. You Live In Beverly Hills. Everyone In The World Knows Who You Are. My Mother Has Trouble Remembering My Name.

The Reason I Turn Down 99% Of A Hundred, I Mean A Thousand, Scripts Is Because Romantic Comedies Are Often Very Romantic But Seldom Very Funny.

Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's Embarrassing.