Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's

I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No Secret Of That Fact.

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.

But I Just Know From Experience That Accent Wise, Even If You're An Accent Genius, Crossing The Atlantic Is The Hardest Thing In The World Either Way.