You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

Baseball Is A Universal Language. Catch The Ball, Throw The Ball, Hit The Ball.

I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No Joe Morgan, But I'm Pretty Good For A White Guy.

Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can Throw A Baseball Through A Car Wash And Not Get The Ball Wet.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.