You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does

The Team That Wins Two-thirds Of Its One Run Games Usually Wins The Pennant.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me A Damn Thing.

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.