If I Had Been Busted For Drugs

It's A Round Ball And A Round Bat, And You Got To Hit It Square.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

If You Have Someone Equal In Ability To Me I Will Beat Him Every Time Because I Will Try Harder.

A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest Advantage.

Unfortunately, Gambling And Winning Don't Often Go Hand-in-hand.