If I Had Been Busted For Drugs

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

You Owe It To Yourself To Be The Best You Can Possibly Be - In Baseball And In Life.

If You Have Someone Equal In Ability To Me I Will Beat Him Every Time Because I Will Try Harder.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.