I Was Born On The Day Lincoln

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

The Manager Of A Team Is Like A Stagecoach, He Can't Move Unless He Has The Horses.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

Somebody's Gotta Win And Somebody's Gotta Lose And I Believe In Letting The Other Guy Lose.