I Was Born On The Day Lincoln

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four Straight Games, Because I Done That And It Was Fun. The Playoffs Are Pressure.

Brooks Robinson Belongs In A Higher League.

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.