I Was Born On The Day Lincoln

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've Got Enough Resources And Enough Investigators That They'll Find A Way To Get You.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.

I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could Remember The First Time I Bet On Baseball.