There Is An Old Saying That Money

Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can Throw A Baseball Through A Car Wash And Not Get The Ball Wet.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

People Say I Don't Have Great Tools. They Say That I Can't Throw Like Ellis Valentine Or Run Like Tim Raines Or Hit With Power Like Mike Schmidt. Who Can? I Make Up For It In Other Ways, By Putting Out A Little Bit More. That's My Theory, To Go Through Life Hustling. In The Big Leagues, Hustle Usually Means Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. It Means Backing Up A Base. It Means Backing Up Your Teammate. It Means Taking That Headfirst Slide. It Means Doing Everything You Can Do To Win A Baseball Game.