The Manager Of A Team Is Like

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest Advantage.

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.