The Manager Of A Team Is Like

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me A Damn Thing.

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.