Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

The Manager Of A Team Is Like A Stagecoach, He Can't Move Unless He Has The Horses.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.