Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

I Don't Like To Be Compared To Joe Jackson. Because Joe Jackson, I Think, Took Money To Throw World Series Games. Well, I Know I Bet On My Own Team To Win. There's Pretty Much A Big Difference There, But Both Of Us Were Wrong.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four Straight Games, Because I Done That And It Was Fun. The Playoffs Are Pressure.

Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can Throw A Baseball Through A Car Wash And Not Get The Ball Wet.