You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

People Are Wrong When They Say Opera Is Not What It Used To Be. It Is What It Used To Be. That Is What's Wrong With It.

Someday I Suspect, When Jesus Has Definitely Got Me For A Sunbeam, My Works May Be Adequately Assessed.