Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.