You Will Know You're Old When You

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)