You Will Know You're Old When You

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

What I Adore Is Supreme Professionalism. I’m Bored By Writers Who Can Write Only When It’s Raining.