You Have To Do Something When You're

I Thought If I Could Create A Convincing Cat I Could Say And Do Anything I Wanted On The Human Condition.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.